Anonymous asked: I heard it was your birthday and I just wanted to make you feel special on your birthday. So I kidnapped a monkey tied balloons around it and attached a present. He should be flying over your house at any minute. Your welcome :)
I’m guessing this is Daniel. And I will be looking for that monkey. Thank you 😘
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
Best TV show ever.
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
- Virginia Woolf, Night and Day (via introspectivepoet)
Do you know what a Black Widow movie means?
It means we get to watch 90 minutes of Scarlett Johansson crushing the patriarchy in a skintight black catsuit with a hunk of sexy named Jeremy Renner by her side, and if that is not the best thing you’ve ever heard then I don’t know what to do with you.
And, and, and…. We get to find out what happened in Budapest
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.