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having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea
i watched this about 47 times
These two are going places.
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die
i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?
can the science side of tumblr expalin this
because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING
The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.
#9 goes hard
I am doing this to my future housemates.